Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Randomize
