I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
zippers are such a cool invention
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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