I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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