one two three fourrrrnication!
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
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