when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Randomize
