the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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