I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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