Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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