Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Randomize
