doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
You may now shotgun with the bride
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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