You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
Randomize
