:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
im holly from the hills drunk
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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