they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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