my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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