love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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