she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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