Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Randomize
