too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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