Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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