Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
my liver is dry heaving
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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