no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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