I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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