and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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