My hand turned me down
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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