I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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