your thong is hanging out like whoa
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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