My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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