did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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