dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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