how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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