Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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