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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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