I feel like I'm in dance class right now
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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