I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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