i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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