bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Sober January is a disaster.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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