I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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