what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Floor bacon is actually really good
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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