dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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