belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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