yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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