I understand Curling. That high.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Randomize
