you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I need a hoe opinion
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