I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
