Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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