We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I wear drunk well.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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