i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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