I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
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