no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Watching her eat just hurts me
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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