I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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